Happy Birthday, Little Squishy

It's the third birthday of my most favorite person ever. Happy birthday sweet nephew.  Some words of wisdom from the little nugget:

"look mom, a sphinx." (while looking through figurines of ancient egypt)

After having gravity explained to him by his dad,
"What about Astronauts?"

"This little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had naan"

"I'm flying to Germany"

"I want a tummy ache, Please I really really want a tummy ache" (after being told too much candy will give you a tummy ache)

"I'm going to use the urinal. Is he going to use the urinal because he's a man?"